Four Months 'til Alex Bay

Fellow Ballwashers,

I know that for many of you the weather outside is frightful right now, which is why it's so important to focus on warmer times to come. And what better time to look toward than our 1st Alex Bay Ballwasher golf outing?

Several Ballwashers, those who can accurately be described as the core members of our league, have already set expectations and made plans to be at the Alex Bay outing. Here is where we stand at this time:

• Admiral I - 10
• Admiral II - 10
  
• Captain I - 0
  
• Captain II - 0
  
• Lubber - 1
  
• DoucheBags (confirmed) - 7
• DoucheBags (unconfirmed) - 49
  

NOTE that Alex Bay does NOT have a limitless supply of hotel/motel rooms, and they fill up QUICKLY starting in June, the month we'll be there.

The Ship Motel has offered a 10% discount to any Ballwasher who rooms there. The "Captain" of The Ship is the Mayor of Alexandria Bay, and they have asked that we specify (by Feb 15) the number of double-occupancy rooms to hold because they, too, are getting inquiries about room availability in June. This makes it all the more important for you to share your intentions with me or Willie asap, so that we can set a reasonable expectation on how many rooms to hold for us. The Ship offers the BEST central location in Alex Bay for nighttime pub-crawling. Please get in touch with us ASAP!!

Oh...and I did mention that the Thousand Islands Country Club offers complimentary caddies? Here's a photo showing the TICC Caddie Shuttle bringing their eager caddies out for that start of another hard day.
Well, we can always dream!!

Remember...Don't Be A DoucheBag!! We'll be on the Tee Box 4 months from today!! I hope to hear from you all very soon!

-Nort