

L-R: Shlotz, Mooner, Pecker, Kluep
Finally here we have a number of Ballwashers waiting at the 18th Green as the remaining Ballwashers complete their round.
Ballwashers are dedicated to the Principles of (1) Golf, (2) Frosty Beverages, and (3) Sex (preferably with another person). Ballwashers wear the Ballwasher Golf Shirt and attract Moist Towelettes everywhere. Ballwashers speak their minds, stand by their word, watch out for other Ballwashers, and greet you with "LICK ME"s. It takes 3 whacks of a baseball bat and 3 whacks of a sledgehammer to successfully take out a Ballwasher. Ballwashers dwell among you. Do not trifle with Ballwashers!
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