I found this amusing item for sale on eBay...

Happy first day of Summer, 2006! Only 3 months 'til the Final Outing!
-NORT
Ballwashers are dedicated to the Principles of (1) Golf, (2) Frosty Beverages, and (3) Sex (preferably with another person). Ballwashers wear the Ballwasher Golf Shirt and attract Moist Towelettes everywhere. Ballwashers speak their minds, stand by their word, watch out for other Ballwashers, and greet you with "LICK ME"s. It takes 3 whacks of a baseball bat and 3 whacks of a sledgehammer to successfully take out a Ballwasher. Ballwashers dwell among you. Do not trifle with Ballwashers!
3 comments:
Moonpunter? WTF? You've gotta be kidding me! Your parents gave you permission to use the computer, right? Look...stay the hell out of my blog, Douchebag! Pimp your stupid site elsewhere.
-Nort
Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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Great site loved it alot, will come back and visit again.
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