Ballwashers are dedicated to the Principles of (1) Golf, (2) Frosty Beverages, and (3) Sex (preferably with another person).
Ballwashers wear the Ballwasher Golf Shirt and attract Moist Towelettes everywhere.
Ballwashers speak their minds, stand by their word, watch out for other Ballwashers, and greet you with "LICK ME"s.
It takes 3 whacks of a baseball bat and 3 whacks of a sledgehammer to successfully take out a Ballwasher.
Ballwashers dwell among you.
Do not trifle with Ballwashers!
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