Sixty Days 'Til Alex Bay!

Fellow Ballwashers,

Only two months remain until the start of our 1st Annual Balwasher Alex Bay golf-outing. This two-day event begins on June 8, and it's going to be a great event!

Willie had details on AlexBay and the entire Ballwasher Season at Thursday night's 2007 kick-off meeting at Kill-a-brew last week. If you missed the meeting you should request this info from Willie asap!

Here is the current AlexBay participant count:

• ADMIRAL I (9)...overnight Thur/Fri/Sat, Golf Fri/Sat
• ADMIRAL II (12)...overnight Fri/Sat, Golf Fri/Sat
• CAPTAIN I (-0-)...overnight Sat, Golf Fri/Sat
• CAPTAIN II (-0-)...overnight Sat, Golf Sat
• LUBBER (1)...NO overnight, Golf Sat
• DoucheBag-Confirmed (9)...NO overnight, NO Golf
• DoucheBag-Unconfirmed (46)...Why are you in this League??

Look, folks! My goal in maintaining this Blog is to disseminate (or if your BRIT, to inseminate) the good news that embodies being a Ballwasher. Instead, I find myself boring everyone with having to issue stupid verbal scoldings of the sort that were NEVER required with "Ballwashers of old".

And a question to you unconfirmed DoucheBags...When will you make a decision? Why can you NOT let Willie know if you will be or won't be attending the AlexBay outing? Why are you even in this league if you can't take the time to speak up and be heard?

And another thing! Only FIVE Ballwashers showed up at Thursday's 2007 kick-off meeting! Are you kidding me??? OK, it was an icy night and driving may have been a factor. But tell that to BRIT who showed up despite the fact that he's still struggling to recover from prostate cancer surgery. And tell that to BUS who drove in from Rome to attend the meeting. And nobody had the courtesy to tell Willie that they would not be able to get to the meeting! You should be ASHAMED!

That only five people attended the meeting is a complete DISGRACE! Seriously folks...what the fuck!? Willie has better things to do than waste his time maintaining the best Golf League on the planet for ungrateful assholes. I hope Willie takes a fresh look at our league and does some serious housecleaning, because too many claim to be Ballwashers without a clue as to what that really means.

It shouldn't have to come to this. What a disappointment.
-Nort