BallWasher Housekeeping Update

Fellow Ballwashers,

Recent Cleansing:
It is with great pleasure that I announce the removal of Mike D. and Derek S. from our sacred ranks. This decision has been handed down by our imperial leader, Willie! Like many who have demonstrated their BallWasher unworthiness due to bad attitudes and high DoucheBaggery, they have been banished to the DoucheBag page of the Ballwasher Contact spreadsheet. Good riddance, DoucheBags! You added nothing to our league but negativity and whining, and you are now in the company of others of your ilk...DoucheBags known as "Ball-gag Boy", "Strap-on Girl" and "Osama Bendover". An updated spreadsheet will go out to all Ballwashers shortly before our AlexBay outing.

AlexBay Update:
I got a new email from our friends at The Ship Motel. They said:

Please remind your group that they must make reservations as soon as possible as we are filling up for the weekend of June 8th and 9th. I can only hold rooms until May 1st without confirmed reservations. As of this date the following have confirmed reservations:

• Antl (1 room)
• Hall (2 rooms)
• Hobaica (1 room)
• Mattice (2 rooms)
• Norton (1 room)
• Paul (1 room)
• Williams (3 rooms)

Looking forward to THE BALLWASHERS!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what their records show so far (11 reserved rooms). Also, here is an update on Ballwasher AlexBay participation:

• ADMIRAL I (9)...overnight Thur/Fri/Sat, Golf Fri/Sat
• ADMIRAL II (12)...overnight Fri/Sat, Golf Fri/Sat
• CAPTAIN I (-0-)...overnight Sat, Golf Fri/Sat
• CAPTAIN II (-0-)...overnight Sat, Golf Sat
• LUBBER (1)...NO overnight, Golf Sat
• DoucheBag-Confirmed (10)...NO overnight, NO Golf
• DoucheBag-Unconfirmed (43)...Why are you in this League??

We still have room to take in Ballwashers who want to attend. It's not too late, and we have some double-occupancy rooms that still need a 2nd occupant. Don't be a DoucheBag!! Only 7 weeks until AlexBay!!

-Nort