So What's Next ?!

OK, you are still recovering from the 20th Anniversary Shirt onslaught & the Mid-Season outing this past weekend, but I'm sure that while you're catching your breath you are wondering what we're gonna do next.

A few people have asked..."Gee, Nort, how about a human sacrifice, where a Ballwasher's blood is spilled by a virgin Towelette?" Well, maybe that would've been a good idea in Saratoga, but since Peckham is back home now it seems rather pointless (although the Final Outing may offer new windows of opportunity!). And besides... a "virgin Towelette"?? ...good luck finding that anywhere!!

Instead, we're considering some more traditional options:

1. There will be a SECOND PRODUCTION RUN of 20th Anniversary Ballwasher golf shirts. If you are an existing Ballwasher but were too stupid to realize what you passed-up the first time, or if you are a new or recently found Ballwasher, then this is your chance. Please send me an email that specifies the quantities & sizes you need, and remember that these shirts are a bit roomy.
2. We are considering making an entirely NEW item available in time for the Final Outing. We can choose to have the 20th Anniversary Ballwasher emblem (a) embroidered on golf towels, (b) stamped on a golf accessory/tool item, (c) embroidered on hats or (d) embroidered on visors. I really welcome and encourage your feedback on this. And if you don't want any more stupid Ballwasher crap you can tell me that, too. I vote for the golf towel, but I want to hear from you. YOUR FEEDBACK IS REQUIRED BY JUNE 30, 2006!
   

And finally, as always, we continue in our endless pursuit to locate and reindoctrinate Ballwashers past & present. We've been extremely successful with this over the past two months, and we may have another 10 or so Ballwashers to track down.

Thanks for all your help, for your warm welcome in Saratoga, and for showing all this re-energized Ballwasher Spirit! I look forward to getting your "new item" feedback soon.

-Nort