Rant - StrapOn Barb

Barb,

There were no misunderstandings. I also don't really care what impression you were under because I've already explained what happened and I don't need your tainted revisionist history. Maybe you can mess with Gregg Ramsey's view of reality, but don't even think you can screw with mine, bitch!

The bottom line is you & Gregg are stiffing me $80 for the two shirts Gregg ordered when he was all starry-eyed at the prospect of being a Ballwasher, and perhaps the prospect of becoming a real man for once in his life. My take on this is that you've basically talked him out of the whole deal, because you want to be the one wearing the pants in your relationship. You saw Gregg make a decisive move which challenged your control, and you had to crush his fledgling male spirit like a crab freshly fallen from your crotch.

You seem to be the one who needs to be at the top of the food chain, the head honcho, the top dog, the big cheese. You've probably got more strap-ons than Imelda Marcos has shoes!










This would also explain why you've been doing all the communicating while Gregg's been ominously silent ...no doubt he's on your leash with a ball-gag in his mouth.

And don't tell me what I can do with the shirts Gregg ordered. You've already got a whipping-boy to order around, and you've basically abdicated your right to communicate with me ever again.

Do us all a favor and avoid Ballwasher interaction because you clearly can't handle anything that you cannot tightly control.

The names Barb Roman and Gregg Ramsey will forever be stricken from the historical Ballwasher record. Argggg!

Nort

-----Original Message-----

From: BARB
Sent: Sunday, June 04, 2006 4:22 PM
To: NORT
Subject: Re: Ballwasher Shirts - Gregg & Barb

NORT,

I am sorry for any misunderstandings regarding the shirt order, but we were under the impression that we did tell Bill Mammone in enough time so that you would not place an order for the shirts until we confirmed with him whether or not we were going to commit to the Thursday night league. I'm sorry but I am not paying for these shirts. I'm sure you can try and resell them to other "Ball Washers."

Thanks

Barb

----- Original Message -----

From: NORT

To: BARB

Sent: Friday, June 02, 2006 1:55 PM

Subject: Ballwasher Shirts - Gregg & Barb

Hi Barbara,

Gregg Ramsey ordered two shirts. An XL for him and a Med for you. They are $40 apiece.

Sometime later Gregg told Bill Mammone that you & Gregg did not want to be Ballwashers, and that you didn't want the shirts either. I told Bill that you guys would still owe $80 because the shirt order was firm at that point, money was already changing hands and garments were already being worked on. It was too late to back out of the shirt order.

I'm really sorry it has come to this. Seriously!

Normally, Ballwasher stuff brings joy & fulfillment to otherwise normal lives, and I regret that you have ordered shirts that you are responsible to pay for, while unable to appreciate what it is that you've bought.

The shirts Gregg ordered are in my possession now, and I'd greatly appreciate timely payment for his order.

Thank you.

Regards,

Nort

-----Original Message-----
From: BARB
Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2006 9:41 PM
To: NORT
Subject: Re: YOU need to pay-up NOW!

Nort,

We did not order shirts.... Sorry for any misunderstandings..

Barb