Rant - Ball-gag Boy

Dude,

You should've just shut up and left things alone.

1. After having read your email, I found it to be laborious & cumbersome to interpret. English isn't your first language, right?
2. And Now you're calling Mammone a liar! Are you crazy?! You must not have thought that through (what a surprise) because there happens to be about 75 Ballwashers of various sizes (I know this because I have the shirt orders) who will not appreciate your ill-thought assertion.
3. You accuse me of a "total lack of tastelessness" (See bullet #1). If you weren't such a pribbling, rump-fed miscreant you'd realize that I've admirably demonstrated COMPLETE Tastelessness...not a total lack thereof!
4. And don't pretend lecture me about professonalism or common sense until you demonstrate your own personal integrity by HONORING YOUR COMMITMENT TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU ORDERED, you gleeking, sheep-biting pignut.
5. I'm also quite delighted that you, and "Strap-on", will not forget my rant because it demonstrates your mutual ability to remember things like breathing and wiping your ass. Too bad you can't seem to remember the importance of personal integrity, and honoring your word, and paying what you owe, you spleeny, boil-brained flap-dragon!
6. Am I supposed to believe you spent $80 of your valuable time preparing your email? I've read your email...you're no brain surgeon, dude, what a waste of money! But wait a minute...you said you "probably lost $80"...so it might have fallen out of your pocket while you attempted to operate your keyboard. Either that, or Barb must've taken it out of your pants (probably the only thing she'd want from there anyway) to buy more STRAP-ONs!
7. And just like Strap-On, now YOU go telling me what to do in your concluding statements. If you've seen (and have the capacity to understand) any of my correspondence over the past weeks you will have noticed I'm extremely professional and courteous with people who aren't lying, disreputable scumbags whose words drip lies and meaningless nonsense.
8. Finally...don't tell me what will benefit me, my business, and the Ballwasher League you pathetic, pusillanimous pip-squeak! Trust me, we are reaping tremendous benefit by permanently exiling you and Strap-On from our league.
9. And consider using a man's email address. It's hard to take any guy named "Barb" seriously.

Ballwashers are NOT to be trifled with and you crossed the wrong person, Ball-gag Boy! Keep your meaningless apologies for someone stupid enough to believe or trust anything either of you says.

Just put your keyboard down before you hurt yourself....or maybe attempt to learn our language (you aren't an illegal alien are you?) if you hope to become worthy to address me in writing.

And besides...yesterday's rant WAS pretty funny!! And the pictures on the Blog Site are to die for!

Have a nice life looking over your shoulder.

Nort

-----Original Message-----
From: GREGG
Sent: Monday, June 05, 2006 10:02 PM
To: NORT
Subject:

I truly apologize for this misunderstanding regarding the "so called" ordering of said shirts, which did not occur.

However, that stated, I will not or could not let the E-mail sent to my "golf partner" Barbara go without a word or two. I will not, nor with my best friend and companion cannot, as you as a so called representative and a true "ballwasher" forget your unprofessionalism, and total lack of tastelessness and common sense be satisfied with the attitute displayed.

Just in preparing and sending this email alone I probably lost $80 in time concerning this matter. Please be more professional and tactful in the near future. Both will benefit you, your business and the Ballwasher League.

Thank you

Gregg