Ballwasher News!

Fellow Ballwashers,

We are now only 1 week away from the start of our 20th Anniversary Ballwasher Final Outing weekend of decadent, demented debauchery. Oh, right...and golf, too!!
I can't wait for the official weekend kick-off at Killabrew.
So listen-up all of you, be you Ballwasher or Towlette or DoucheBag...we really encourage you to stop in at Killabrew on Friday evening, Sept 15, whether you are playing golf at the Final Outing or not.

ADDITIONALLY, I received the new 20th Anniversary Ballwasher Golf Hats & Golf Towels yesterday and they look great!!
Remember, if I'm shipping your treasured Ballwasher keepsakes to you, then I must receive your payment FIRST!
For everyone else, I'm bringing the Hats & Towels with me for distribution at Killabrew AND at the Golf Course at Inlet.

Thanks again to all Ballwashers who've demonstrated their Ballwasher spirit by attending this year's once-in-a-lifetime 20th Anniversary golf outings, and for putting your money where your mouth is by purchasing these brand new Ballwasher Shirts, Hats & Towels! I direct a Ballwasher Salute to you all!!

-Nort