Monday, August 07, 2006

Sasquatch Sighting

Breaking News - - Inlet, NY.

A local golfer, Cletus Dooshbagh, took this photograph recently while golfing with his wife, Ima, at the Inlet Golf Club. Mr. Dooshbagh insisted that he'd captured a photo of the legendary Sasquatch (on right). Dooshbagh was also fortunate to snap one additional picture!

Following application of advanced Ballwasher Image Enhancement processing, we've been able to refine this second Dooshbagh image to produce the following crisp image (left). Experts theorize that the creature may be marking a tree with his scent, perhaps in an effort to attract the female of his species. Others believe he may be mooning Mr. Dooshbagh. Whichever is truly correct, the consensus is that it's disgusting.

SIX weeks 'til the Final Outing.

-Nort

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