Wednesday, August 23, 2006

No Time for Ballwashers?

Fellow Ballwashers,

Here's another email from a now distant Ballwasher:
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Hi Nort....
received your vm the other day..... sorry I did not get back to you in a timely manner....
I won't be able to make the final outing.... conflict with football.... they are actually playing in Paul Brown Stadium (home of Bengals) that Saturday in a Ohio vs USA game.... they are playing a team from SC.... (child's name deleted) is getting a lot of playing time as Tight End & there is no way I can miss this season....

Hope all is well with you & the family.... I've enjoyed the banter of these e-mails..... I will call you later this evening.... driving back home from Chicago.
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He didn't call (this was on 08-17-06).

Here's an earlier email from the same Ballwasher:
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Nort...
Also... I won't be able to attend this (Mid-Season) outing.... I'll be in New Orleans w/ my son & 17 other boys from his high school on a service trip..... actually, this is very good news for my liver, but much less so for being able to catch up & see everyone again .....
I'll be giving you a call in later this week... but wanted to let you know asap.
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He didn't call (this was on 05-02-06).

In this age of Reality TV, I think it's important that the Ballwashers step up and cast their votes on whether or not this Ballwasher has strayed into the DoucheBag column. I will remain impartial, and abstain from voting, but I implore you ALL to send me a vote by phone, or email, or post a comment to this entry...please do not just sit back and watch! I'll keep your votes anonymous, and I'll track the results below:

........................Not a..........Definitely a
DATE:..........DOUCHEBAG....DOUCHEBAG
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08/23/06............ 01..................02
08/24/06............ 01..................03
08/25/06............ 01..................03
08/26/06............ 01..................03
08/27/06
............ 01..................03
08/28/06............ 02..................03.......
08/29/06............ 03..................03.......
08/30/06............ 03..................04.......
08/31/06............ 03..................04.......
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09/01/06............ 03..................06
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Let's reach a clear determination by Sept 1, 2006. Thanks for your valued input!
-Nort

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not a douche. Nothing wrong with showing up for your kids.

Anonymous said...

Not a problem showing up for the kids. That is definitely understandable, however if you say you are going to call (not once but twice) you should try to call. If you don't want to call then don't say you will, at aleast apoligize for the no-call with an email. Not a douche because I know how busy it can be keeping up with the kids (and I only have 1) but definitely inconsiderate. (Ras)

Anonymous said...

Brit's tight end gets lots of play time from Willie.