Thursday, June 29, 2006

Fourth of July

Fellow Ballwashers, it will soon be July 4th, 2006. While we observe our 20th anniversary as Ballwashers, we can also celebrate our 230th anniversary as Americans. The image here shows fireworks over St Andrews in Scotland (my attempt to combine golf & fireworks). I hope you all get to enjoy the long holiday weekend ...and don't do anything dangerous like Brit!

For instance, I'll never forget the time (and this is before most of you were born) when Brit dressed up like some gay oriental track athlete, then ate about 50 volcanic chicken wings at Killabrew. So he says to Mammone, "Hey, Willie, light my farts!". All that remained was a crater. I'm amazed that anyone lived through that!

But enough strolling down memory lane! After the holidays we'll be kicking things back into high gear. We'll start taking orders for the following 20th Anniversary Ballwasher collectibles:
  • Golf Shirts (2nd production run)
  • Hats (embroidered BWXX logo)
  • Golf Towels (embroidered BWXX logo)
And, working with my faithful investigative assistant, we're still on the hunt for Ballwashers past & present. PLEASE continue to provide your valuable support in this effort!

Finally, only 10 weeks remain until this year's Final Outing! Remember to keep monitoring this site and your email during that time, and have a great Fourth of July!

-Nort

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Given what Reeser said about Rock....Maybe we should arm Britt with some of those volcanic chicken wings and send him in after Rock so he can make it to the final outing. Probably safe to leave the super-hero outfit home though.

Anonymous said...

Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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