ALERT: Towelettes Come Individually Wrapped!

Attention ALL BALLWASHERS! The following urgent bulletin has been provided by the ever-vigilant Shlotz. He also notes:

"Saw these camping this past weekend and just HAD to buy a pack. Notice the placement of the 'Ballwasher like' male camper's left hand and the grateful smile on the towelette's face. As an ADDED benny - they thwart off West Nile Virus !! - Shlotz"

This is a Ballwasher Public Service Announcement.