20th Anniversary Shirt Information

FYI,

The final order breaks down as follows:

Standard Medium - 15

Standard Large - 32

Standard XLarge - 20

Standard 2XLarge - 4

Tall XLarge - 2

Tall 2XLarge - 2

TOTAL= 75 shirts!

BW NOSTALGIA: Vintage Ballwashers from the original 1986 league will fondly recall the primal dynamic of having a critical mass (say 20-30) of BALLWASHERS all wearing the original Ballwasher Jersey (see picture in attached ZIP file). Not only was it funny as hell to all be golfing together while wearing these things, but then going out as a group in public (bars, restaurants, houses of worship, jail, etc) always brought things to a new level. Plus, whenever we encounter some bar-room douchebag(s) who give us grief (which seems to happen EVERY TIME Ballwashers go out at night), it's great to see the reaction when 10-20 Ballwashers, all wearing the BW Shirt, appear with menacing facial expressions. It usually makes lesser-men piss in their pants, while inspiring moistness of a pleasant nature in prospective Towelettes.

PAYMENT: Each 20th-Anniversary Ballwasher Golf shirt costs $40.

• I'm personally floating ~$2,900 to pull this all together, and I must have your payment before you can get your shirt.
• I will have BALLWASHER Shirts to hand out when I arrive in Saratoga on Friday, June 9. I'm staying at the St. Francis Motel and you've got my contact info at the bottom of this email, so it should be fairly easy to reach me to get your shirt.
• If you're attending the mid-Season, I'll accept check or cash while in Saratoga. Otherwise I really prefer payment in advance, by CHECK, to minimize the amount of $$ I need to float.
• MAKE SURE I HAVE YOUR MAILING ADDRESS IF I WON'T SEE YOU IN SARATOGA! See DELIVERY section next.
• Deadline for payment is Friday, May 26!! Make checks payable to "Nort" and mail to:

DELIVERY: If I won't be seeing you in Saratoga then you can receive your shirt in one of two ways:

1. A BALLWASHER who IS attending the mid-Season outing in Saratoga can pick it up for you if I have your payment, or...
2. I will mail your shirt to your home mailing address.

Let me know if you have any questions.

I thank all of you for your decision to buy a 20th Anniversary BW Shirt! You are all True BALLWASHERS!

Nort